Mr. Monster Fords we salute you!

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Posted by Wombat on August 06, 2003 at 11:58:24:

In Reply to: Re: Can the AMC tow another broken Dodge? posted by Monsterfords rock on August 06, 2003 at 09:59:56:

Oh my the Viagra supply in Barstow must have been exhausted leaving “Monster Fords” with no nothing to do with his hands but type! So, Monster Fords is back to spam this board with his special whit and charm that he’s had plenty of time to develop while waiting in the service departments of Ford dealers across the country getting his pink Pinto wagon back on the road and looking at the pictures in the magazines in the waiting area (because he can’t understand the words). Welcome back Monster Fords. Really we missed ignoring you so much that this message slipped out to acknowledge your existence. This is likely the most attention you’ve received since that hooker in Sacramento laughed at you when you dropped you pants way back in 1967, “Oh my, with that little thing you’d be lucky to pick a luggage lock baby.” OK, now go back to trying to descramble the porn on cable TV (free I assume in the hotel apartment in which you live) with a coat hanger wire and a piece of tin foil while sitting in your dank studio apartment in your unwashed undergarments waiting for your disability check so you can put gas in the Pinto and go to 7-11 for some tall boys so you can forget your pathetic existence. Mr. Monster Fords we salute you! Really.

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