Re: Wombat - some words...


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Posted by Wombat - The Troll Avenger! on August 21, 2003 at 15:26:57:

In Reply to: Wombat - some words... posted by Adopt A Cabin Member #1201 on August 21, 2003 at 15:13:39:

> I highly recommend you pick up a six pack of
> Alaskan Amber.


The Troll Avenger must be ever vigilant and sober! Beer! My oh, my that would cloud my vision and I might rent a 2WD Toyota Highlander and head into the back country in an expedition tracking down the elusive Pink Pinto with MosterFords and AAA in it looking for stray burrows with which they can have their way. I might get killed! I might have to ask one or both of them to yank my rental Highlander when it got stuck! Imagine the embracement. Imagine theirs. Well, they’ll have theirs anyway but not me! Oh, no I must not drink. I must be here and ready to jump and attack abusive ass holes who commandeer threads to flash their arrogance! I must be ready at any moment with my lightening sharp posts to thwart their dull conceit!

Do not tempt me moral! MosterFords and AAA could be back at any moment and I am all that stands here to fend them off!

I am the Troll Avenger!



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