TOP TEN REASONS OBSERVER WAS BANNED

Posted by Not Dave Letterman on January 20, 2003 at 21:31:48:

In Reply to: wankers banned me posted by observer on January 18, 2003 at 19:08:44:

TOP TEN REASONS OBSERVER WAS BANNED:
#10. Wore fake nose at Chris Wicht look-alike contest.
#9. Posted lewd photos on net claiming Francis Marion Smith was a babe.
#8. Streaked Panamint Springs RV park lighting his farts while cackling, "Look, Rosie, she burns green!"
#7. Sprayed Pam on Racetrack rocks.
#6. Auctioned fake cache of petrified Jayhawker condoms on Ebay.
#5. Told visitors "Amargosa" is Spanish for "Finger-Lickin' Good."
#4. Seen dancing on tables at Furnace Creek dining room waving papier-mâché gunsight, claiming he found lost spit mine.
#3. Fed gas-producing frijoles to chuckwallas in narrow spaces.
#2. Sold Devil's Cornfield salt crystals to gullible German tourists as "Aphrodisiac of the Gods."
And the #1 Reason Observer Was Banned:
#1- Insists "Rood" spelled backwards is "Rood."

Follow Ups:

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