TOP TEN REASONS OBSERVER WAS BANNED
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Posted by Not Dave Letterman
on January 20, 2003 at 21:31:48:
In Reply to: wankers banned me posted by observer on January 18, 2003 at 19:08:44:
TOP TEN REASONS OBSERVER WAS BANNED: #10. Wore fake nose at Chris Wicht look-alike contest. #9. Posted lewd photos on net claiming Francis Marion Smith was a babe. #8. Streaked Panamint Springs RV park lighting his farts while cackling, "Look, Rosie, she burns green!" #7. Sprayed Pam on Racetrack rocks. #6. Auctioned fake cache of petrified Jayhawker condoms on Ebay. #5. Told visitors "Amargosa" is Spanish for "Finger-Lickin' Good." #4. Seen dancing on tables at Furnace Creek dining room waving papier-mâché gunsight, claiming he found lost spit mine. #3. Fed gas-producing frijoles to chuckwallas in narrow spaces. #2. Sold Devil's Cornfield salt crystals to gullible German tourists as "Aphrodisiac of the Gods." And the #1 Reason Observer Was Banned: #1- Insists "Rood" spelled backwards is "Rood."
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