Re: Well, I'll keep in mind to never hop in the sack with you then!
Posted by Big Bertha from Bonnie Claire on March 19, 2004 at 22:15:50:
In Reply to: Re: Well, I'll keep in mind to never hop in the sack with you then! posted by Harold Ericsson on March 19, 2004 at 16:23:04:
Oh Harold, it's so good to hear from you again but you seem to not remember me which terribly saddens my heart. How could you forget me after all we have been through together? You were there to share my grief when my husband fell down that mineshaft, you gave me moral support throughout the trial and even helped me collect the life insurance proceeds.
My God, you were such a tower of strength to me in my days of tribulation, not one, no, not one of my so called "friends" ever offered to give me hot baby oil massages when I was in mourning, but you did so while I was in the depths of despair, my wonderful knight in shining armor.
Do you even remember the day after the funeral when I posed for those Poloroid pictures for you? I'm enclosing one just to jog your memory, my dear, wonderful Adonis. My heart, my soul and my body still aches for your tender touch.
By the way, what ever did happen to the life insurance proceeds on my poor deceased husband, whatzhizname?
Love, kisses and smoochies,
BB
